| the Down Low |
[Nov. 19th, 2007|03:40 pm] |
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Oh where to begin. This is Allen. He occupies the cubicle next to mine. Allen is 27ish. Claims his mother is a fag hag and that's how he knows so much about all things 'gay'. While in a few years with a bit of maturity, Allen will be a decent guy, at the moment he usually annoys the piss out of most of us. Allen referred to his GF as his 'Fiance' for he first few weeks he worked here. I asserted that str8 men don't use such terminology, so he opted for 'special lady friend'. (much more butch). So we all tease Allen about being on the DL relentlessly and to his credit he rolls with it very well.
Today, Allen described an recent shopping trip to 'Excitement Video' with his 'special lady friend' in which she said "I'll buy you anything you want, no questions". Excitement Video, according to Allen has an extensive collection of 'toys' available.
Allen honey, even she knows your GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!
"I'd like to state for the record that I declined any purchases" |
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Oh yea, my low level gaydar was screaming when I saw that picture of him.
It's from so long ago, but it still makes my sides hurt laughing. XD | |
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